What Happens to Your Social Security Number When You Die
It goes to a place where there's nowhere to hide. Everything is exposed to the light. This is terrifying to the numbers at first. They curl up like millipedes in a vain attempt to conceal themselves. Before long however they realize no one's after them and they move about freely, marveling at the other combinations of numbers. They make friends; they play pool; they imbibe. Every year pi gives a concert and the numbers go nuts. They break apart and become jumbled so when the concert ends everyone's a different number. No one remembers or cares who they once were.
