Antiques Roadshow

1.

She said
Oh to think it fell from the mantle
that’s how the arms broke off
He said ten to fifteen thousand now
instead of thirty

2.

Prices on the past
artifacts which come apart and
disappear and
we all know better don’t we

3.

History you hapless loser
got lost while toast got toasted
when a TV said something about
something about
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