Gather Round My Dinner Table

Come, Aunt #1/ Lover of screw-drivers/ Thrice spliced divorcee/ Rosa-
cea tattooed/  Yes, Mother/ You who feigns sleep often/ Titmouse/ Heir-
loom for the Christmas tree/ Sit now, Grand Mal/ Old Bertha canals: Eyes
wide shut/ AKA—The accomplice/ Join in, Cousin #5/ A fluffer/ Accepts
small coins and gifts/ Paves way/ Welcome, Only Sister/ Conjoined twin
winner/ Duplicitous/ Sips from poisoned well/ Oh Naturally, Me/ Black
scribe/ Stands with fists and fits/ The pressure washer/ Go! Little Niece/
Do not eat here/ Escaped chance/ Bargaining chip/ Our thing with wings