The barnacle is socially challenged; it is a virus cell invasion.

The barnacle takes too long at the snack stand.

The barnacle is a solid paper doll. It stands idle, watches you when you think you’re alone.

The barnacle pays child support.

The barnacle is not a fast food nation, but it understands the needs of many.

The barnacle is scientifically unnamed at this Bristol conference
but the barnacle is telepathic, so it’s a work breakfast.

The barnacle is a scientist’s nightmare:
it grows tentacles from the lab’s largest pie graph,

beckons the FED to pose for TIME’s magazine’s cover:
rage is all you need to take that first step toward mob mentality

The barnacle takes a swig of whiskey,


the earth.

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