Freeloader
The barnacle is socially challenged; it is a virus cell invasion.
The barnacle takes too long at the snack stand.
The barnacle is a solid paper doll. It stands idle, watches you when you think you’re alone.
The barnacle pays child support.
The barnacle is not a fast food nation, but it understands the needs of many.
The barnacle is scientifically unnamed at this Bristol conference
but the barnacle is telepathic, so it’s a work breakfast.
The barnacle is a scientist’s nightmare:
it grows tentacles from the lab’s largest pie graph,
beckons the FED to pose for TIME’s magazine’s cover:
rage is all you need to take that first step toward mob mentality
The barnacle takes a swig of whiskey,
opens
the earth.