Perfected

Install a Biochecker in your home!
Let it scan you each morning
And it’ll prescribe you the vits,
hormones and pre-emptive meds you need
Never to be ill again.
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Hard to believe?
Tony Modesh didn't think so
Despite all the nay-sayers
And big pharma-haters
Who have now received cease and desist orders.
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Just look at Tony now:
He's a new man, full of zip,
get-up-and-go and dynamism,
Confidence even,
Getting that promotion and the girl.
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All thanks to the Biochecker.
Free to install.
You only pay for the prescriptions.
Yet it's a small price to pay
For the life you've always wanted.
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For the person you’ve always wanted to be.
Tony, of course, had other issues
Which mere meds couldn't fix.
The judge confirmed the Biochecker wasn't responsible
For what he did to those people and that poor girl.