Judy's Father

Roscoe, Judy’s father, was Zeus's fourth brother
the one who decided on a career in psychology
to find out what made people worship. Single dad
is a tough gig, but he watched Youtube videos:
how to do her hair, five fun recipes to make
with your kid, what to do when your daughter
throws a tantrum (turn into a swan and offer
swanback rides). Judy turned 13 and wanted
to know where she came from. "I ravished
your mom in a shower of lottery tickets," Roscoe
said, "you were the prize." She gave him a look.
He turned into a pony and all was forgiven.

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